Hello there earth-bound Pinkie! Say, do all of the non-hovering earth ponies not have outlines, or do some of them? OOH! Or maybe I'm the only hovering pony with an outline! Or maybe they all have outlines! Or maybe there's only one hovering pony! Or what if you're the only one stuck to the ground?! That would be so sad! We could throw you a sorry-you're-not-airborne party! We could have cupcakes with jetpacks on them and the drinks could be made from eggs! Flying theme sounds fun for a party, don't you think? But if we're flying, we'll be outside, and if we're outside, where will we hang the streamers?
LET'S GIVE EVERYPONY STREAMER HATS! The floating ponies will do all the streaming for us! We can even do synchronized floating because we'll all have ribbons to dance with! This is the greatest idea ever!
I ran out of things Pinkie would say. I feel she could easily go at least ten times as long.